that moment when you finally squeeze into those super skinny jeans
|—||I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)|
look what you can buy
There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.
That biblical accuracy tho
George Lopez doesn’t give two fucks about you.